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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Tuesday, May 2, 2006

Diamond Dave Axed Again

David Lee Roth was fired from his spot as a replacement morning-radio personality for Howard Stern after less than three months. What do you think?

Old Man

Paul Washington,
Dishwasher Repair Man
"I'm sorry this didn't work out, but I'm looking forward to when Ronnie James Dio takes over for Paul Harvey."

Old Woman

Gina Freedman,
Transcription Services
"I'm glad to see him go. I used to call in three times a morning with a request for 'Brown-Eyed Girl.' Never once did he play it. Not once."

Black Man

Alex Frye,
Pest Control
"Apparently Roth exaggerated his ability to guess a woman's bra size on sight."

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