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American Voices

Thursday, May 4, 2006

SC Sex Toy Ban Proposed

South Carolina is reviewing a bill that would ban the sale of sex toys, joining such states as Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi and Texas. What do you think?

Black Man

Kyle Lieberman,
File Clerk
"I guess it's just a matter of time before cucumbers and carrots are sold behind the produce counter."

Old Man

Derek Philbrick,
Bodybuilder
"I'm no conservative, but I fear that with our increasing dependence on technology, Americans will lose the skills required to masturbate manually."

Old Woman

Jill Kanaus,
Grant Writer
"Look, either leave us sex toys or sodomy. You can't prohibit both."

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