British: UFOs Aren't Real
A recently declassified British Ministry of Defence report says that UFOs can be explained as natural, though bizarre, phenomena. What do you think?
Gary Halverson,
Project Manager
"This causes me to doubt everything I learned from a variety of Twilight Zone rip-offs."
Jodi Haber,
Garbage Man
"If there's no such thing as aliens, then how do you explain my mother-in-law? Haha! Please, rescue me from my marriage."
Rick Previon,
Dancer
"So they infiltrated the British Ministry of Defence. Right on schedule."
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