British: UFOs Aren't Real
A recently declassified British Ministry of Defence report says that UFOs can be explained as natural, though bizarre, phenomena. What do you think?
Gary Halverson,
Project Manager
"This causes me to doubt everything I learned from a variety of Twilight Zone rip-offs."
Jodi Haber,
Garbage Man
"If there's no such thing as aliens, then how do you explain my mother-in-law? Haha! Please, rescue me from my marriage."
Rick Previon,
Dancer
"So they infiltrated the British Ministry of Defence. Right on schedule."
Recent American Voices »
-
Senator Byrd The Longest-Serving Lawmaker
-
Federal Government Wants Subway Safety Oversight
-
Scientists Replace Penile Tissue In Rabbits
-
Fed Bans Debit Overdraft Fees
-
ABC Cancels 'Hank'
-
Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN
More American Voices »
Recent News»
-
Nation's Music Snobs Protest Predictable Use Of Metallica, Pantera To Torture Prisoners
-
Montessori School Of Dentistry Lets Students Discover Their Own Root Canal Procedures
-
Patriots Lead Colts At Halftime
-
December Named National Awareness Month
-
Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup
-
Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be
-
Report: Yankees Trademarked 'Yankees Suck' Chant In 1996
-
U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs
