Kennedy Re-Enters Rehab
After a 3:00 AM car accident in downtown Washington, DC, representative Patrick Kennedy (D-RI) returned to a rehab clinic in Minnesota for treatment. What do you think?
Kathy Hollngs,
Systems Analyst
"I blame his rehab clinic's cafeteria for making the most addictive waffles on the planet. I've relapsed six times hoping to get another taste."
Wilhelm Greene,
Market Analyst
"With his upbringing, I'm shocked he's not a better drunk-driver."
David Berger,
Street Sweeper
"My Dad used to say it's not summer until a Kennedy drives on the sidewalk. Well, he's out planting his garden now."
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