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American Voices

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Iran's President Offers Advice

Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sent President Bush an 18-page letter of suggestions for resolving current international issues. What do you think?

Asian Man

Vippin Vasavada,
Truck Driver
"It's very presumptuous. We don't hear from Iran since 1979 and now we're supposed to drop everything and read an 18-page letter?"

Young Man

Floyd Lawton,
EMT
"Between his willingness to proffer helpful advice and his well-groomed beard, Ahmadinejad is fast becoming the Bob Vila of nuclear standoffs."

Young Woman

Bridget Mulley,
Donut Franchise Operator
"How quaint–nobody writes letters anymore. It is nice to see a real gentleman in charge of Iran's nuclear weapons development program."

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