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American Voices

Monday, May 15, 2006

U.S. Infant-Mortality High

In a survey of 33 industrialized nations, the United States was shown to have the second-worst infant-mortality rate. What do you think?

Young Woman

Kate Thornton,
Career Counselor
"Hey, don't put this at my feet. I stopped shaking my babies months ago."

Young Man

Alan Kincaid,
Switchboard Operator
"Fucking unpatriotic dead babies making the United States look bad."

Asian Man

Kevin Kolski,
Systems Analyst
"Number two? This is bullshit!"

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