Baby Doesn’t Realize It's A White Supremacist Yet
05.15.06 | Issue 42•20
Cigarette Tax Hike To Pay For Iraq War
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Clooney Scouting Locations For Darfur-Based Romantic Comedy
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Report: Al-Qaeda May Be Developing 'Dirty Soldier'
02.26.03 | Issue 39•07
Apparently Soccer Player Just Did Something Really Good
03.17.04 | Issue 40•11
Vending-Machine Snack Fails To Deploy
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