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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

CIA Nominee Violated Privacy

Michael Hayden, Bush's nominee to head the CIA, has recently been implicated in the NSA's controversial collection of private phone records. What do you think?

Old Woman

Caitlin Halloran,
Systems Analyst
"Hayden went too far when he asked me what I thought of Goss, not telling me that he had Goss on the other line on mute."

Old Man

Brian McGee,
Student Advisor
"He's going to face some tough questions from the board before they confirm him."

Young Man

Bill Ketcham,
Video Game Technician
"I think it's a natural transition for him to get into spying internationally. Clearly, he's got the domestic thing down."

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