The Onion

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Troops To Darfur

The United Nations is being called on to send peacekeeping forces to keep peace and prevent the genocide in Darfur. What do you think?

Young Woman

Ellie Jurgenson,
Manicurist
"Seems like a clear-cut case of favoritism to me. Isn't Kofi Annan from some place in Africa, too?"

Black Man

Kevin Macon,
Beer Vendor
"Tough to see this glass as half-full but, with all the strife on that continent, another "Live Aid" is a real possibility."

Asian Man

Bran Jefferson,
Line Cook
"I will lose all respect for the Sudanese refugees if they fail to ask tough questions about the food-for-oil scandal before accepting aid."

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