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Friday, May 19, 2006

Da Vinci Code Released

The release of The Da Vinci Code, the long-awaited film adaptation of the bestselling novel, is being met with controversy. What do you think?

Young Woman

Seymour McLeesh,
Systems Analyst
"This movie is going to be huge. It's got the three elements of every blockbuster: Fine art, obscure religious references, and Audrey Tautou."

Young Man

Matt Medsker,
Dramaturge
"I've been waiting my whole life to hear, 'Oh, no, Jesus ditn't!' shouted in a movie theater. Perhaps now that dream may come true."

Black Man

Larry Brun,
Production Assistant
"Yet another film with an evil albino. I put it to you, Hollywood: When are you going to give me a positive albino role model?"

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