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American Voices

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Italian Troops Out Of Iraq

Newly elected Italian Prime Minister Romano Prodi said that the invasion of Iraq was a "grave error" and will propose withdrawing Italian troops. What do you think?

Old Man

Jorge Previn,
Bouncer
"Fuck! Now I have to throw out my Italian wine, too?"

Young Woman

Sue Maines,
Bike Mechanic
"I just hope they don't close that charming Iraqi-Italian place in Fallujah where Mahmoud and I first fell in love."

Asian Man

Andre Wilson,
Exterminator
"But who's gonna get all hot-blooded when the Iraqis insult our troops' honor?"

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