The Onion

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Columbine Video Game Stirs Controversy

A controversial web videogame, Super Columbine Massacre RPG, allows players to act as the shooters in the Columbine High School slayings of 1999. What do you think?

Asian Man

Richard Banker,
Technical Project Manager
"Good. I think that town has healed enough."

Old Man

Lloyd Karlin,
Physicist
"The game is disgusting. Cheesy 2-D graphics, bland topography, and no multi-player capability. What kind of animal would design such a thing?"

Old Woman

Jessica Vebber,
Lifeguard
"Anyone know how to get to the cafeteria? I'm still stuck on the library level."

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