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American Voices

Monday, May 29, 2006

U.S. Proposes European Missile Defense System

The United States is proposing developing a missile defense shield for Europe to protect it against a potential threat from Iran. What do you think?

Young Man

Jerry Ortez,
Systems Analyst
"Now Europe can be free to depict Muhammad however they want."

Old Man

Shawn Klatz,
Hotel Manager
"The only way this won't work is if the computer is forced to play tic-tac-toe against itself."

Old Woman

Lane Fordham,
Dental Hygienist
"Defense shields never work. I installed an alarm system for my home and an Iranian missile still broke in and stole my VCR."

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