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American Voices

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

School Monitors Student Blogs

A school district in Illinois is going to monitor students’ blogs and MySpace profiles for "illegal and inappropriate behavior." What do you think?

Old Man

Todd Grubman,
Intern
"Yay! Now they definitely won't have enough time to monitor the boiler-room and under the gymnasium bleachers."

Young Woman

Lisa Hruska,
Housewife
"Oh, so if I cruise MySpace looking for information on children, I'm a pervert, but if a school district does it, they're being responsible."

Asian Man

Holden Rasche,
Customs Officer
"Finally we can move on to the next item on the district's agenda: The spectacular lack of learning going on in the classroom."

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