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American Voices

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Bush Seals Seized Records

President Bush recently ordered records seized by the FBI from Rep. William Jefferson's office sealed from investigators for 45 days. What do you think?

Old Woman

Bath Karminski,
Stereo Salesperson
"It's good to see that Republicans and Democrats in Congress can agree that it's important to cover your ass."

Black Man

Dave Wood,
Systems Analyst
"Now this investigation can proceed without being tainted by evidence."

Young Man

Miles Holden,
FBI Investigator
"Hey, I'm an investigator, and that's a 45-day vacation I'm willing to take."

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