The Onion

Friday, June 2, 2006

Avoiding The Anti-Christ

A pregnant woman in England is trying to get her hospital to induce labor so the baby will not be born on 6/6/06. What do you think?

Old Woman

Annette Rogers,
Venture Capitalist
"Why didn't this woman do the responsible thing and get an abortion?"

Old Man

Dick Harris,
Systems Analyst
"Yeah, like it's that easy to trick Satan."

Black Man

Liam O'Donnell,
Ticket Taker
"I went through the same thing when I feared my baby would be born a Leo."

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