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Tuesday, June 6, 2006

New Batwoman: Lesbian

DC Comics is re-introducing the character Batwoman, only this time as a lesbian. What do you think?

Old Man

Will Bailey,
Barber
"So she's a villain now? Is that it?"

Asian Man

Liam Pierce,
Ship Builder
"I applaud DC Comics for taking the bold step of introducing a voluptuous, beautiful, girl-kissing superheroine. I only hope DC's legion of chronic masturbators will accept her."

Young Woman

Betty Anderson,
Gas Station Attendant
"What's next, a really gay superhero?"

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