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American Voices

Wednesday, June 7, 2006

Canada Terror Plot

Canadian law enforcement arrested 17 Muslim men this weekend who allegedly tried to acquire three tons of ammonium nitrate and bomb-making components. What do you think?

Old Woman

Cheryll Weidenbach,
Housecleaner
"Apparently they wanted to blow up a city that, on screen, passes really well for New York."

Black Man

Frank Jennings,
Systems Analyst
"See, when folks aren't all consumed by how they're going to pay for their operations and stuff, they start getting notions about blowing up landmarks."

Young Man

Will Foley,
Mountie
"I was shocked to hear on the news programme that some of these men were living in the centre of my neighbourhood, about 20 metres from my favourite theatre."

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