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American Voices

Thursday, June 8, 2006

Gay-Marriage Amendment

The US Senate voted yesterday on a proposed Constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage. What do you think?

Old Man

Patrick Walsh,
Bulldozer Operator
"Hopefully this will put to rest the gays' filthy desire to file joint tax returns once and for all."

Asian Man

David Cherney,
Car Wash Attendant
"A ban on gay marriage is a good first step, but it's time to get serious about a complete ban on the institution."

Old Woman

Ariel Kenner,
Piano Accompanist
"I won't rest until we declare heterosexuality the official sexuality of the United States."

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