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American Voices

Friday, June 9, 2006

Military Funeral Protests Banned

President Bush signed a bill that bans protests at military funerals. What do you think?

Young Woman

Amy Ketchum,
Systems Analyst
"That's unfair. It's impossible to hold a protest nowadays without being in the vicinity of a military funeral."

Young Man

Jeff Benway,
Longshoreman
"Is there any way that bill can be expanded to protect postal workers’ funerals? My dad's was a fiasco."

Black Man

Aaron Oxfeld,
Satellite-Dish Installer
"I hope that doesn't extend to actors who have played military figures, because I've got quite the spectacle planned for Sylvester Stallone's final sendoff."

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