The Onion

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Hotels.com Information Stolen

A laptop containing sensitive information about Hotels.com customers was recently stolen from an Ernst and Young employee's car. What do you think?

Old Man

Doodles McKennan,
Costume Designer
"Great, now everyone at work will know about my thing for amenities."

Young Woman

Tina Garland,
Lens Grinder
"Dogs, toddlers, laptops with credit-card information—this list of things not to leave locked in a car on a hot day just keeps getting longer and longer."

Asian Man

Chris Benning,
Receptionist
"Forget the confidential client information. Have you ever seen so much Rick Astley on a single iTunes collection?"

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