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Thursday, June 15, 2006

No Charges For Rove

Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald informed Karl Rove that he will not face charges over his role in the outing of a CIA agent Valerie Plame. What do you think?

Old Man

Jerome McNamara,
Brick Layer
"It's a shame. Rove had written a very moving, eloquent pardon for the president to sign."

Asian Man

Kyle Modjeski,
Manicurist
"So, leaking a CIA agent's name is legal now? Ha, ha! Sucks to be you, Middle East counter-terrorism operative Marlon Taylor!"

Old Woman

Alice Verne,
Video Store Clerk
"Finally, Karl Rove can get back to work. The White House Brita really needs a new filter, and the lawn hasn't been mowed in God knows how long."

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