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American Voices

Friday, June 16, 2006

National Meat Surplus

Pork profits are substantially lower than last year because of a massive meat surplus. What do you think?

Young Woman

Lulu Quisling,
Lineman
"I have just the tonic for a stagnant market in pork—product placement. The new Charlotte's Web movie is coming out this Christmas. Problem solved!"

Black Man

Herb LaFayette,
Optometrist
"Buy low, sell high. This is the investment opportunity of a lifetime!"

Young Man

Chuck Gimmino,
Copy-Shop Clerk
"I don't want to hear any more about this. I'm already eating as much bacon as I possibly can."

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