National Meat Surplus
Pork profits are substantially lower than last year because of a massive meat surplus. What do you think?
Lulu Quisling,
Lineman
"I have just the tonic for a stagnant market in pork—product placement. The new Charlotte's Web movie is coming out this Christmas. Problem solved!"
Herb LaFayette,
Optometrist
"Buy low, sell high. This is the investment opportunity of a lifetime!"
Chuck Gimmino,
Copy-Shop Clerk
"I don't want to hear any more about this. I'm already eating as much bacon as I possibly can."
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