Monday, June 19, 2006
Gates To Leave Microsoft
Bill Gates announced that he will be giving up his duties in the day-to-day operations of Microsoft in 2008. What do you think?
Alex Martinelli,
Sous Chef
"This will certainly give him more time to tighten his tyrannical monopoly on philanthropy."
Diane Wheedon,
Systems Analyst
"It was only a matter of time before the head of Microsoft crashed."
Rob Bernstein,
Exterminator
"Now maybe he can finally buy one of those new black Dual-Core MacBooks without everyone crawling up his ass."
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