The Onion

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Adult-Proof Ringtone

Some teens are reportedly using a ringtone so high-pitched that most adults cannot hear it. What do you think?

Old Woman

Sasha Rhodes,
Paper Maker
"This should go great with my son's text messages, which are too small for me to read."

Black Man

Jerry Garver,
Systems Analyst
"What would really drive adults nuts is if they invented a silent ring option, like vibrate."

Old Man

Nate Steadman,
Lathe Operator
"With this new technology, I worry that today's girls are losing critical note-passing skills."

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