Twins Release Tony Batista Back Into Wild
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Tim Hardaway: 'Sorry, Faggots'
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Ed Hochuli First Down Signal Decapitates Player
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Bruised, Abraded U.S. Luge Team Protests New Sexed-Up Uniforms
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Scottie Pippen Ready To Reclaim Position Of Ugliest Player In Basketball
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Denver Broncos Fined $25,000 For Running Truly Naked Bootleg
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Vinny Testaverde Touchdown Dance Hopelessly Out-Of-Date


