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American Voices

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Pentagon: Gay Equals Crazy

Recently released documents reveal that the Pentagon considers homosexuality to be a mental disorder, decades after mainstream psychology dismissed that idea. What do you think?

Old Man

Dan Klein,
Beverage Sales
"Even though I’m gay, I’m not going to criticize this claim until I at least hear what kind of drugs I might now be able to get if I enlist."

Asian Man

Eric March,
Intern
"Wow, I didn't realize that when the plane hit the Pentagon it had blasted it back in time 50 years."

Old Woman

Cassie Corcoran,
Cake Decorator
"And here I’d always thought homosexuality was the devil’s work."

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