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American Voices

Monday, June 26, 2006

Ads Defend Carbon Dioxide

New ads produced by the US-based Competitive Enterprise Institute defend carbon dioxide emissions as a byproduct essential to our way of life. What do you think?

Young Man

Carlos MacDonald,
DJ
"I don't know if I'd say dry ice is essential to heavy metal shows but, yeah, it's important."

Old Woman

Sarah Mallory,
Solar Panel Installer
"I am sick of all of my favorite pollutants getting a bad rap. Please don't let carbon dioxide go the way of cyanide, sulfuric acid, and galvanic sludge."

Old Man

Jonah Jacobson,
Systems Analyst
"Lying in advertising. Is there anything these people won't do?"

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