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American Voices

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

UN Taking Guns?

The NRA is telling its members that the United Nations wants to take guns from American citizens on July 4th. What do you think?

Black Man

Ben Billings,
Cable Installer
"Has the NRA been paying attention at all? The UN can't make anybody do anything."

Old Woman

Catherine Weygandt,
Lifeguard
"The NRA is just trying to rile up its members—you know, inject a little enthusiasm into an otherwise placid and contemplative group of people."

Old Man

Tim Benson,
Cake Decorator
"If the UN has a better way to keep my neighbor's dog off my lawn, I'd love to hear it."

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