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American Voices

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Amnesty International Report Blasts United States, China

A new Amnesty International Report condemns China and the U.S. for turning a blind eye to global poverty and genocide. What do you think?

Young Man

Chuck Bolton,
Ice-Cream Scooper
"Think globally, act locally. That's how I ended hunger in my gated community."

Black Man

Randy Krauss,
Toy Sculptor
"Global poverty and genocide are facts of life. We must focus on things we can actually accomplish—like discrediting Amnesty International."

Young Woman

Neneh Williams,
Nanny
"Sorry, but I'm afraid I can't devote my attention to this cause until an attention-hungry celebrity poses naked for it."

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