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      Bush, Al-Zeidi Tour World Recreating Shoe-Throwing Incident Sat, Nov 07 2009

      Bush, Al-Zeidi Tour World Recreating Shoe-Throwing Incident

      99074

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/W09-002_world_.mp3&title=Bush, Al-Zeidi Tour World Recreating Shoe-Throwing Incident&issue=4546&prefix=ORN

      Sat, Nov 07 2009

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      Scientists Dissect Coworker To Find Out More About Scientists Fri, Nov 06 2009

      Scientists Dissect Coworker To Find Out More About Scientists

      98968

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-151_Scientists_Dissect_Scientists_Sat.mp3&title=Scientists Dissect Coworker To Find Out More About Scientists&issue=4545&prefix=ORN

      Fri, Nov 06 2009

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      Dept. Of Defense Locked Out Of Pentagon Again Thu, Nov 05 2009

      Dept. Of Defense Locked Out Of Pentagon Again

      98967

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-137_DOD_Locked_Out_F.mp3&title=Dept. Of Defense Locked Out Of Pentagon Again&issue=4545&prefix=ORN

      Thu, Nov 05 2009

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      Heaven To Return 3.6 Billion Souls For Rejudging Wed, Nov 04 2009

      Heaven To Return 3.6 Billion Souls For Rejudging

      98966

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-143_ Souls_Re-Judged_Th.mp3&title=Heaven To Return 3.6 Billion Souls For Rejudging&issue=4545&prefix=ORN

      Wed, Nov 04 2009

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      Coroner To Work From Home Today Tue, Nov 03 2009

      Coroner To Work From Home Today

      98965

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-136_coroner_works_from_home_W.mp3&title=Coroner To Work From Home Today&issue=4545&prefix=ORN

      Tue, Nov 03 2009

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      Bucket Of Rags This Year's Must-Have Christmas Item Mon, Nov 02 2009

      Bucket Of Rags This Year's Must-Have Christmas Item

      98964

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      Mon, Nov 02 2009

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      Overburdened Dept. Of Health And Human Services Cancels Flu Season Sun, Nov 01 2009

      Overburdened Dept. Of Health And Human Services Cancels Flu Season

      98958

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/09-206_Canceled_Flu_Season_M.mp3&title=Overburdened Dept. Of Health And Human Services Cancels Flu Season&issue=4544&prefix=ORN

      Sun, Nov 01 2009

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      Transplant Recipient Still Getting Feel For New Pancreas Sat, Oct 31 2009

      Transplant Recipient Still Getting Feel For New Pancreas

      98823

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-131-New-Pancreas.mp3&title=Transplant Recipient Still Getting Feel For New Pancreas&issue=4544&prefix=ORN

      Sat, Oct 31 2009

      transplant_recipient_still_0

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      World's Dietitians Urge America To Reduce Its Mayonnaise Footprint Fri, Oct 30 2009

      World's Dietitians Urge America To Reduce Its Mayonnaise Footprint

      98822

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-132_Mayo_Footprint_Sat.mp3&title=World's Dietitians Urge America To Reduce Its Mayonnaise Footprint&issue=4544&prefix=ORN

      Fri, Oct 30 2009

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      Department Of Transportation To Add Earth-Friendly Walking Lanes To Highways Thu, Oct 29 2009

      Department Of Transportation To Add Earth-Friendly Walking Lanes To Highways

      98821

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      Thu, Oct 29 2009

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    • Literacy

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        Government Report On Illiteracy Copied Straight From Encyclopedia Sun, May 28 2006

        Government Report On Illiteracy Copied Straight From Encyclopedia

        48725

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/01-089-Government-report_Sun.mp3&title=Government Report On Illiteracy Copied Straight From Encyclopedia&issue=4221&prefix=ORN

        Sun, May 28 2006

        48725

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        Pope Plans To Go Back In Time To Prevent Literacy Sun, Sep 09 2007

        Pope Plans To Go Back In Time To Prevent Literacy

        97896

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/Pope.mp3&title=Pope Plans To Go Back In Time To Prevent Literacy&issue=4537&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Sep 09 2007

        pope_plans_to_go_back_in

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        Surinamese Man Struggling To Write The Great Surinamese Novel Sun, Sep 09 2007

        Surinamese Man Struggling To Write The Great Surinamese Novel

        97897

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/Surinamese.mp3&title=Surinamese Man Struggling To Write The Great Surinamese Novel&issue=4537&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Sep 09 2007

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        Last Literate Person On Earth Dead At 98 Sun, Sep 09 2007

        Last Literate Person On Earth Dead At 98

        97898

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/Last-Literate-Person.mp3&title=Last Literate Person On Earth Dead At 98&issue=4537&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Sep 09 2007

        last_literate_person_on

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        Long-Lost Jules Verne Short Story 'The Camera-Phone' Found Sun, Sep 09 2007

        Long-Lost Jules Verne Short Story 'The Camera-Phone' Found

        97899

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/Verne.mp3&title=Long-Lost Jules Verne Short Story 'The Camera-Phone' Found&issue=4537&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Sep 09 2007

        long_lost_jules_verne_short

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        Eighth-Grade Reading List Heavily Favors Stuff That Sucks Big TIme Thu, Oct 11 2007

        Eighth-Grade Reading List Heavily Favors Stuff That Sucks Big TIme

        67947

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-170-Sucks-Big-Time_Th.mp3&title=Eighth-Grade Reading List Heavily Favors Stuff That Sucks Big TIme&issue=4341&prefix=ORN

        Thu, Oct 11 2007

        eighth_grade_reading_list

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        New Study: Books Don’t Take You Anywhere Sun, Sep 09 2007

        New Study: Books Don’t Take You Anywhere

        97900

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/Books-Dont-Take-You.mp3&title=New Study: Books Don’t Take You Anywhere&issue=4537&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Sep 09 2007

        new_study_books_don_t_take_0

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        Last Remaining Novelist Dies In Captivity Wed, Oct 17 2007

        Last Remaining Novelist Dies In Captivity

        90313

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/593_Last_Remaining_Novelist.mp3&title=Last Remaining Novelist Dies In Captivity&issue=4447&prefix=ORN

        Wed, Oct 17 2007

        last_remaining_novelist_dies

    • Breakfast

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        Report: Most Terrorists Do Not Start The Day Off With A Good Breakfast Sun, Aug 26 2007

        Report: Most Terrorists Do Not Start The Day Off With A Good Breakfast

        97608

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/01-019-Terrorist-Breakfast.mp3&title=Report: Most Terrorists Do Not Start The Day Off With A Good Breakfast&issue=4535&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Aug 26 2007

        report_most_terrorists_do

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        Denny's Introduces 'Just A Humongous Bucket Of Eggs And Meat' Mon, Feb 26 2007

        Denny's Introduces 'Just A Humongous Bucket Of Eggs And Meat'

        93532

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/01-051a-Bucket-Eggs.mp3&title=Denny's Introduces 'Just A Humongous Bucket Of Eggs And Meat'&issue=4509&prefix=ORN

        Mon, Feb 26 2007

        dennys_introduces_just_a

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        Menu Describes Diner's Pancakes As 'World Famous' Sun, Aug 26 2007

        Menu Describes Diner's Pancakes As 'World Famous'

        97609

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/02-059-World-Famous.mp3&title=Menu Describes Diner's Pancakes As 'World Famous'&issue=4535&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Aug 26 2007

        menu_describes_diners_0

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        Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever Sun, Aug 26 2007

        Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever

        97610

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/03-098-Bacon-Is-Good.mp3&title=Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever&issue=4535&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Aug 26 2007

        bacon_good_for_you_reports

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        Bloodthirsty, Undead Ghoul Advocates Chocolate-Cereal Consumption Sun, Jul 01 2007

        Bloodthirsty, Undead Ghoul Advocates Chocolate-Cereal Consumption

        63181

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/04-210-undead-ghoul_Sun.mp3&title=Bloodthirsty, Undead Ghoul Advocates Chocolate-Cereal Consumption&issue=4326&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Jul 01 2007

        bloodthirsty_undead_ghoul

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        German Luftwaffle Chain Offers Waffles, Overwhelming Air Superiority Fri, Jan 13 2006

        German Luftwaffle Chain Offers Waffles, Overwhelming Air Superiority

        44436

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/small_05-163_luftwaffle_W.mp3&title=German Luftwaffle Chain Offers Waffles, Overwhelming Air Superiority&issue=4202&prefix=ORN

        Fri, Jan 13 2006

        44436

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        Mrs. Butterworth's Scientists Engineer More Absorbent Pancake Wed, Oct 18 2006

        Mrs. Butterworth's Scientists Engineer More Absorbent Pancake

        54160

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-177-butterworth-scientists_W.mp3&title=Mrs. Butterworth's Scientists Engineer More Absorbent Pancake&issue=4242&prefix=ORN

        Wed, Oct 18 2006

        54160

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        New Cereal For Poor Stays Crunchy In Water Sun, Aug 26 2007

        New Cereal For Poor Stays Crunchy In Water

        97611

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/200-Poor-Os.mp3&title=New Cereal For Poor Stays Crunchy In Water&issue=4535&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Aug 26 2007

        new_cereal_for_poor_stays

    • Medicine

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        Congress Approves $15 Billion Medicruelty Fri, Aug 17 2007

        Congress Approves $15 Billion Medicruelty

        97409

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/Medicrulty.mp3&title=Congress Approves $15 Billion Medicruelty&issue=4534&prefix=ORN

        Fri, Aug 17 2007

        congress_approves_15_billion

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        Breakthrough Drug Eliminates Crying In Infants Fri, Aug 17 2007

        Breakthrough Drug Eliminates Crying In Infants

        97410

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/New-Drug.mp3&title=Breakthrough Drug Eliminates Crying In Infants&issue=4534&prefix=ORN

        Fri, Aug 17 2007

        breakthrough_drug_eliminates

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        New Aspershirt Relieves Torso Pain Fri, Aug 17 2007

        New Aspershirt Relieves Torso Pain

        97411

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/Asper-Shirt.mp3&title=New Aspershirt Relieves Torso Pain&issue=4534&prefix=ORN

        Fri, Aug 17 2007

        new_aspershirt_relieves

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        Doctors Closing In On 'Second Head Bonk' Amnesia Cure Fri, Aug 17 2007

        Doctors Closing In On 'Second Head Bonk' Amnesia Cure

        97412

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/Head-Bonk.mp3&title=Doctors Closing In On 'Second Head Bonk' Amnesia Cure&issue=4534&prefix=ORN

        Fri, Aug 17 2007

        doctors_closing_in_on_second

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        Report: Aspirin Taken Daily With Bottle Of Bourbon Reduces Awareness Of Heart Attacks Fri, Jan 12 2007

        Report: Aspirin Taken Daily With Bottle Of Bourbon Reduces Awareness Of Heart Attacks

        92616

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/611-Bourbon-and-Asprin.mp3&title=Report: Aspirin Taken Daily With Bottle Of Bourbon Reduces Awareness Of Heart Attacks&issue=4503&prefix=ORN

        Fri, Jan 12 2007

        report_aspirin_taken_daily

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        Ritalin Gummis Unveiled Fri, Aug 17 2007

        Ritalin Gummis Unveiled

        97413

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/01-002-Ritalin Gummies.mp3&title=Ritalin Gummis Unveiled&issue=4534&prefix=ORN

        Fri, Aug 17 2007

        ritalin_gummis_unveiled

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        Multi-Vitamin Snubs Magnesium Thu, Dec 22 2005

        Multi-Vitamin Snubs Magnesium

        43720

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/05-217 vitamin snubs_Th.mp3&title=Multi-Vitamin Snubs Magnesium&issue=4151&prefix=ORN

        Thu, Dec 22 2005

        43720

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        Raging Alcoholic Will Get Liver Stapled Fri, Sep 15 2006

        Raging Alcoholic Will Get Liver Stapled

        52830

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-16- Liver-Stapled_F.mp3&title=Raging Alcoholic Will Get Liver Stapled&issue=4237&prefix=ORN

        Fri, Sep 15 2006

        52830

    • Bill Clinton

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        Clinton Finally Takes Responsibilty For Bush Administration's Failures Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Clinton Finally Takes Responsibilty For Bush Administration's Failures

        91984

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-215-Clinton-Takes-Responsibility.mp3&title=Clinton Finally Takes Responsibilty For Bush Administration's Failures&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        clinton_finally_takes

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        Clinton Seduced By Suave International Diamond Thief Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Clinton Seduced By Suave International Diamond Thief

        91985

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/091 -clinton-seduced.mp3&title=Clinton Seduced By Suave International Diamond Thief&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        clinton_seduced_by_suave

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        Clinton Breaks Off Talks With Carpetland Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Clinton Breaks Off Talks With Carpetland

        91986

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/103-Clinton-Breaks-Talks-With-Carpetland.mp3&title=Clinton Breaks Off Talks With Carpetland&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        clinton_breaks_off_talks

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        Bill Clinton Will Become A Spokesman For Manwich Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Bill Clinton Will Become A Spokesman For Manwich

        91987

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/180-Manwich.mp3&title=Bill Clinton Will Become A Spokesman For Manwich&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        bill_clinton_will_become_a

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        Clinton Written Up By Total Bitch Supervisor Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Clinton Written Up By Total Bitch Supervisor

        91988

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/324-Bitch-Supervisor.mp3&title=Clinton Written Up By Total Bitch Supervisor&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        clinton_written_up_by_total

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        Free Agent Clinton Signs 5-Year, $37 Million Deal With Argentina Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Free Agent Clinton Signs 5-Year, $37 Million Deal With Argentina

        91989

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/349-Argentina.mp3&title=Free Agent Clinton Signs 5-Year, $37 Million Deal With Argentina&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        free_agent_clinton_signs_5

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        Clinton Unveils New Prize Hopping Toad Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Clinton Unveils New Prize Hopping Toad

        91990

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/578-Toad.mp3&title=Clinton Unveils New Prize Hopping Toad&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        clinton_unveils_new_prize

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