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Friday, June 30, 2006

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Global Warming Irreversible

According to the journal Science, the human influence on the Earth's climate will be irreversible within the next 100 years. What do you think?

Asian Man

Haitham Azeed,
Web Editor
"Global warming, asteroids, earthquakes—I can only think of the effects of one disaster-movie at a time."

Old Man

John Finney,
Tour Guide
"I'm sick of all the whiners crying about global warming. If you've got a problem with how this planet is run, why don't you go someplace else and see how you like it there?"

Young Woman

Barbara Coleman,
Pharmacist
"Irreversible? Still?"

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