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American Voices

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

North Korea Keeps Nukes

North Korea recently rejected a UN resolution demanding the cessation of its nuclear weapons program. What do you think?

Old Man

Justin Culver,
Chemist
"Meanwhile, Turkey gave the Czech ambassador a lovely tie. But who ever reports the positive news?"

Young Woman

Ginnie Klein,
Architectural Draftsperson
"It's a shame. Talks had been going so well."

Asian Man

Stephen Babcock,
Health Food Advocate
"Well, at least this will give Japan the opportunity to rebuild with even newer, more progressive architectural designs."

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