Microwave Used As Alarm Clock

Microwave Used As Alarm Clock

July 19, 2006 | Issue 42•29

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Tony Randall Secedes From Union; Declares Himself Independent Nation Of Randalia November 5, 1996
Chinese Graduate Student Pursues Master's In Political Silence July 22, 1998
Flaming Bag Of Shit Intended For Apartment 314 July 28, 2004
Art Student's Nudes Obviously Drawn From Hustler June 18, 2003
'98 Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Car & Driver's 10 Best Wienermobiles List August 12, 1997
Rugged New Sport-Utility Vehicle Takes On Mall Parking Lot April 16, 1997

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