CBS Laser-Etches Eggs

Thursday, July 20, 2006

CBS will be laser-etching 35 million eggs to be sold in stores to promote its fall lineup. What do you think?

Joe Varick,
Marketing Executive
"Makes perfect sense. Eggs, CBS, and lasers. It's what we in the marketing biz call 'synergy'."

Ron Toppper,
Baker
"It's still going to be hard to beat the 3,000,000 head of cattle NBC branded with their logo."

Kelly Stanton,
Cocktail Waitress
"So, not having my food shot with lasers is no longer a choice I get to make?"

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