Orlando Murder Rate Up

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Orlando, Florida, home to Walt Disney World, is on track in 2006 to have the most murders in 24 years. What do you think?

Sydney Freck,
Yoga Instructor
"And that's not counting the murders families commit on the road trip there."

Molly Green,
Coat-Check Girl
"Disney will have no trouble turning this tale of slaughter and moral decay into a positive. Didn't you see Pocahontas?"

Paul Goldstein,
Fashion Designer
"That's not a huge surprise. Have you seen Epcot lately? That place has really gone to hell since adding Rwanda to the World Showcase."