The Onion

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Israel Requests NATO Help

Israel surprised the international community by requesting that NATO troops be sent in to patrol the Lebanon–Israel border. What do you think?

Asian Man

Ian McDonaugh,
Architect
"So long as no one clues in the newbie members like Estonia and Latvia that there's a NATO Do-Not-Call List, this should be doable."

Old Man

Steve Mott,
Gift Shop Cashier
"Didn't Condoleezza Rice just fly all the way to Lebanon? And the problem is still not solved?

Old Woman

Silvia Jones,
Ice Cream Scooper
"Well, we have to pull those troops out of Sudan immediately. You always help the least-brown people first, that's just how it works."

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