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American Voices

Friday, July 28, 2006

Mass Transit Use Increases

Predictably, rising gas prices have led to an increase in mass-transit use. What do you think?

Young Woman

Julia Harrison,
Technical Consultant
"Mass transit is a perfect solution. The thought of wasting money on gas disgusts me, and the thought of walking anywhere downright terrifies me."

Young Man

Joe Varick,
Office Manager
"On the bright side, the additional people on the subways gives me a whole new variety of potential stab victims."

Black Man

Erik Doe,
Systems Analyst
"I miss being alone in my car. You should see the looks I get when I toss my empty McDonald's wrappers in the row behind me, sing along loudly to my music, and flip people off."

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