The Onion

Monday, July 31, 2006

Chicago Mandates Living Wage

The Chicago City Council passed an ordinance last week declaring that "big box" stores like Target and Best Buy had to pay a living wage of $10 per hour. What do you think?

Young Man

Dan Klessig,
Systems Analyst
"Where does it end, Chicago? Huh?! A decent education? A protected citizenry? Health care? Where does it end, you mad city?!"

Old Woman

Rebecca Sanders,
Physical Therapist
"I'm all for people making a living wage, but if I end up having to pay more than $1.99 for a gallon of mayonnaise, I'm going to be pissed."

Old Man

Terry Hegel,
Hardware Store Owner
"I’m just relieved that, as a small-business owner, I am still within the law to treat my workers like shit."

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