Friday, August 4, 2006
Drunken Gibson Offends Cops
After being pulled over, actor Mel Gibson went on a drunken tirade in which he blamed the Jews for being the cause of all the wars and referred to a female officer as "Sugar Tits." What do you think?
Nancy Smith,
Publicist
"I'm grateful to him. During my DWI arrest a couple years ago, I didn't have the guts to tell the truth about Israel."
Ving Daives,
Mortician
"In typical fashion, the media is trying to sensationalize this relatively tame incident. You name me one person in your workplace who hasn't called someone Sugar Tits."
Andrei Todman,
Astrophysics Professor
"See the lesson here? Never let a Jew get you drunk."
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