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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Lieberman Defeated in Primary

Challenger Ned Lamont narrowly defeated conservative incumbent Joe Lieberman in the Connecticut Democratic primary. What do you think?

Asian Man

Alex Wilson,
Pension Planner
"I am happy to hear that Lieberman has decided to stay in the race as an independent. Sometimes voters are just being coy and don't really mean what they say."

Old Man

Billy Vorlander,
Laser Printer Salesman
"Hooray! Ned Lamont won! My vote finally counted! Now, who is Ned Lamont?"

Old Woman

Leslie Waechter,
Purchasing Specialist
"Luckily, Lieberman can take comfort in the strong, able arms of George W. Bush. His gentle embrace will give solace, his warm lips succor. Lieberman will not suffer this grief alone."

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