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American Voices

Friday, August 11, 2006

New Terror Plot Stopped

The country's aviation system is on high orange alert after officials broke up an al Qaeda plot to set off homemade bombs on flights from London to the U.S. What do you think?

Young Woman

Bettie Ledderer,
Nurse
"It's a sad day for humanity when promising young men choose to turn household items into bombs rather than drugs."

Young Man

Dennis Cornelius,
Systems Analyst
"I think we all owe the British authorities a huge 'thank you' for preventing the shooting of countless terrible movies five years from now."

Black Man

Gene Reiss,
Health Inspector
"These men may have been misguided, but it's not like there's a right way to commemorate the anniversary of September 11th."

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