Texas Penguin Truck Accident
Last week, a truck carrying exotic fish, penguins, and an octopus overturned on a Texas highway, spilling its cargo. What do you think?
Jerry Archer,
Carpenter
"My heart goes out to the grieving survivor, who must now march all the way back to Indianapolis to bear sad news and try to console the mother penguin."
Randall Szlotsky,
Park Tour Guide
"Man, we were just one nuclear-waste truck shy of a radioactive octopenguin."
Jan Shapiro,
Studio Executive
"Has anyone optioned it yet? It's the sequel to both Madagascar and Cars in one tragedy."
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