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American Voices

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Pluto Not A Planet?

Scientists from around the world are convening this week to decide whether or not Pluto fits the definition of a planet. What do you think?

Old Man

Dale Kenner,
Telephone-System Installer
"On the bright side, that's five fewer minutes I have to spend helping my son on his solar-system mobile."

Young Woman

Brenda Dobbs,
Unemployed
"I just hope I'm not around when the news finally hits Pluto in 4,000 light years."

Asian Man

Dan Praeger,
Shampooer
"That's cool. I hear Seyfert II has an opening."

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