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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Unabomber's Possessions To Be Auctioned Off

Possessions of Theodore "The Unabomber" Kaczynski seized by FBI agents, including typewriters, hand tools, and a briefcase containing his diplomas, are to be put up for auction by court order. What do you think?

Black Man

Dax Grenoq,
Street Fair Vendor
"It's too bad that they're not auctioning off the actual bomb-making materials. Nothing quite says 'Unabomber' like his bomb-making materials."

Old Woman

Jenny DiClaudio,
Systems Analyst
"If I could get a Ted Kaczynski hammer to go with my Eric Rudolph chisel, that part of the toolbox would be totally covered."

Young Man

Wilhelm Prediger,
Plumber
"Isn't this Internet auction exactly the type of thing he warned us about in his manifesto?"

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