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Friday, August 18, 2006

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Snakes On A Plane

Snakes On A Plane, the highly anticipated Samuel L. Jackson vehicle featuring snakes on a passenger aircraft, is opening today. What do you think?

Young Woman

Alyssa Kornbluth,
Volleyball Coach
"Cool. What's it about?"

Young Man

Darrell Stibbe,
Medical Technician
"This is just great. I'm sure the terrorists had never even thought of bringing snakes on plane—until now. Way to go, Jackson."

Black Man

Adam Simmonds,
Systems Analyst
"What, just normal, average, run-of-the-mill venomous snakes on a regular commercial jet? There's no gimmick?"

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