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American Voices

Monday, August 21, 2006

JonBenet Suspect Confesses

A former teacher has been arrested in Thailand for the murder of JonBenet Ramsey. What do you think?

Asian Man

Jake Banker,
Stock Clerk
"And just in the nick of time. The public was almost ready to move on to another tragedy."

Old Man

Troy Canzona,
Caterer
"Was JonBenet the one who shot Joey Buttafucco because he cut off the penis of Tonya Harding's husband, OJ Simpson?"

Young Woman

Jessica Kinzler,
Donut Maker
"An accused murdering sex-offender goes into hiding, and no one thinks to check out Thailand?"

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