The Onion

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Court Rules Against Warrantless Wiretapping

A federal judge in Detroit ordered a halt to warrantless wiretapping. What do you think?

Young Man

Lloyd Greer,
Unemployed
"Great—now we're going to have out-of-work surveillance experts flooding the job market. There go my chances at Radio Shack."

Old Woman

Mary Bedford,
Systems Analyst
"Damn activist judges. Who are they to check the powers of another branch of government?"

Old Man

Michael Nostrand,
Spice Salesperson
"What about the presidential right to the element of surprise? Isn't that guaranteed by the Constitution?"

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