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American Voices

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Missile Numbers Reclassified

The United States is reclassifying the count and locations of its Cold War nuclear missiles, information which has been in the public domain for decades. What do you think?

Asian Man

Ron Napier,
Limnologist
"Until they classify the movie War Games there will be a map of all US missile-installation sites available on cable every four hours."

Old Man

Jerome Bahn,
Stamp Collector
"Nothing wrong with admitting you made a mistake—in this case, telling the truth to an informed public. But it's not too late to correct that mistake."

Old Woman

Rachel Shapiro,
Creative Director
"We have to protect our missiles. What means do they have to defend themselves?"

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