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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Monday, August 28, 2006

Camaro Coming Back

General Motors announced that, after a five-year absence, the Camaro will be re-introduced in 2009. What do you think?

Young Man

Raymond Steif,
Paramedic
"It's so cute that GM thinks it'll still be in business in 2009."

Old Man

Dale Seblonka,
Accountant
"Do you know if they're also planning on re-introducing that loose cheerleader from high school, Christina Morrel? Having a Camaro just wouldn't be the same without her."

Old Woman

Rebecca Wincapaw,
Elementary School Teacher
"They stopped making the Camaro five years ago? Looks like I have a new theory about why the terrorists attacked."

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